stigmatiseringsprocessen

Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etc.

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
Made the chain too long.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark!